auggie

associate cuddle director

Hi, I’m Auggie though I also respond to: Gusto, Baby Bear, Precious Prince, Cutest Buddhist, Baba and “Hey, Drop It!”

With over five years of (mostly pro-bono) experience as a best friend, ball fetcher, therapist and all-around good boy, I’ve built a career out of being ridiculously cute and shamelessly opportunistic. I mean just look at me!

It’s amazing what you can get with a well-timed head tilt and some eye contact. Truly, I’ve mastered the art of negotiation even finding success with my newly patented tactic the Poodle Puppy Pout™.

Though my greatest asset may be my attitude. I’m flexible, your go-to for both playtime and the ever-coveted cuddle. I’m a great communicator — no butt will go un-sniffed on my watch. I’m fluent in nose boops and proficient in barking and begging. I prefer outdoor working environments and require accommodations (my ducky and at least 16 hours of napping).

My career aspirations include catching a bird one day and completing my thesis “Why my Mom is God.”

As my references will tell you, I’ve never done anything wrong in my entire life — just ask: hannah.mosele@gmail.com (and not the landscapers, dogs who walk past my window, or anyone who dare ride a scooter in my vicinity, they can’t be trusted.)